Hilarious Story!!!

I have a really funny story for you, but first I need to tell all the dacshunds and Tadpole to not take offense. Tadpole just went through something similar to this recently so I don't this to make us not be friends anymore. Gunnar and I are the only ones laughing about this. Mom feels REALLY REALLY REALLY guilty and Dad is being nice. He thinks it's funny but he's not laughing in front of everybody because he doesn't want Mom to feel bad (especially before her surgery) and he doesn't want Sasha to start that poor puppy whine thing. So to all my dacshund friends and Tadpole, I'm sorry, but this is hilarious!!
Last night Mom and Dad decided we needed our ears cleaned and I needed my cortizone spray stuff for the itchies. Sasha is a longhaired Dacshund and when she gets groomed Mom doesn't let the Groomer do much to her ears or tail because Mom says those are Sasha's cutest pieces. BUT Sasha has to have her ears trimmed once in awhile because they fall in her food and the tips of her ears get yucky. Mom trimmed Sasha's ears last night, too. Here's what she looked like before:



This is the after picture!!! HER EARS ARE UNEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehe I know, it's not nice to laugh at her, but I can't help it! I've been nice to her and gave her kisses last night after Mom noticed they were uneven, but it's still funny!!!!
Afterwards Mom asked Gunnar if he was ready for his turn and this is the look Mom got. She took that as a "No, don't touch me!"

Mom should be home for lunch pretty soon so I better go watch for her. Yesterday I didn't hear her until she walked in! She woke me up by opening the door! I feel so guilty if I'm not at the door ready to say "WELCOME HOME I LOVE YOU" to Mom when she comes home.