Don't Believe The Crazy Woman!

My Mom is telling everybody this crazy story that I have NO idea where she got it from! I think the pain and stress of the surgery are getting to her head!!!!
This morning she didn't go into work before her appointment at the hospital and so we slept in a little bit and well, her story is that I was laying on one side of her leg and my cat brother was laying on the other side on top of her leg and then her leg fell asleep so she moved her leg and then when she got out of bed Gunnar's head was on my neck and his arm was wrapped around me and we were cuddling! THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! I would never cuddle with him!!!! The real story was I was sleeping and after Mom moved her leg the evil Gunnar snuck up on me and tried strangling me! Mom just caught him before he got too far and then he did his stupid innocent kitty face which made it look like we were cuddling! That's the real story!!
I won't be posting for a couple of days. Hopefully Saturday or Sunday Mom will give me a break from taking care of her so I can post then. Dad said we don't have to do the liquid diet like Mom does. THANK DOGNESS!!!!! Mom made some Jello this weekend for her and I tried a little and it was good, but a dog can't live on that stuff! We need meat and cheese and peanut butter and treats and chewies and whatever else anybody can think of that is really yummy for dogs.
I'm going to go take another nap now. Aunt Cassie came over last night and played fetch with me for awhile. Mom's plan of wearing me out isn't working cuz I sleep all day when they're gone. (SEE! Told you she's crazy!) Mom washed the bed comforter so it makes a nice place to take a nap, especially since the airconditioner vent is blowing almost directly on the bottom of the bed. THAT's why Mom's feet are always cold!!!!!