Cold Hands

Today is a complaining post and I'll make it short. Okay, you know how us dogs have warm bellies because of the fur and because some of us like to curl up in balls to take naps? Well, my Mom has issues with her hands getting cold all the time. She's always trying to put them on Dad's warm neck or my warm belly (Sasha's belly isn't warm enough or big enough). Why should Dad and I have to warm up Mom's cold hands when there are lots of things she could do to warm them up herself? She does the same thing with her feet! I'm glad I don't sleep in the big bed at night when it's cold outside because Mom can't sleep if her feet are cold which means Dad doesn't sleep until Mom's feet are warm. Last night Dad wouldn't let her touch his neck and I wasn't paying attention to what was going on so when he stood up, I took his place on the couch and all of a sudden there were big chunks of ice on my belly! Mom tried to make Dad feel guilty by saying that I was letting her warm her hands on my belly and I wasn't runing away like Dad did. BALONY!!! I couldn't move because of the shock of the paralyzing cold pressed on my nice warm belly!!!
K, I'm done now. Just had to vent a little. Thanks for listening.