Thursday, September 06, 2007

Guard Dog Duty

I have to tell you all about my wonderful guard dog talent. Last night we went to bed and a little after 10:00 I heard someone at the front door and so I went to bark at them. I barked and barked and then the door opened and I barked louder and meaner and a woman came in and smiled at me and I got down in attach position cuz I wasn't going to let this woman get into my house any further. The AO4 would have been proud of me. I knew Mom and Dad would be there soon to back me up and make this woman leave because she was coming into MY house uninvited after we had gone to bed. Then all of a sudden I realized I knew the woman. IT WAS MOM!!!!! I forgot she went to hang out with Aunt Cassie for a girlie evening. Just from my normal nightly routine I forgot Mom wasn't home yet! I felt so guilty. Sasha knew who she was right away and started doing her I love you whine which is sort of why I all of a sudden realized I was going to attack my Mom! I felt so guilty! My tail tucked under, my ears layed back and I hung my head really low and told Mom I was really really really sorry. She laughed at me and said I was a good guard dog. I followed her all over the house while she got ready for bed. She wouldn't let me in the bathroom but she did open the door while she was taking her contacts out and taking her medicine. I made sure she got into bed safely and then this morning I got up relly early to cuddle with her to make sure she knew I still loved her. I can't believe it was Mom!!! Mom says it's okay beause she knows that she can depend on me if anybody ever tried to break in, but still....... IT WAS MOM!!!!!!
I'm going to go take a nap on the couch now. I didn't sleep well because I was paranoid about every little sound after that.
Oh yeah! Guess what this is my 200th post! WOOHOO!!

7 comments:

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

An easy mistake to make! Happy 200th Post Lady Kaos!

Your friend in Scotland, Marvin xxxxx

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. you sure did a good job to pawtect your house

~ Girl girl

Ferndoggle said...

Ahahahaha! Penny & Lola do that do Dad all the time. He laughs at them and says "Oh you girls are so tuff!" I know what's going on though. I have a super sonic sniffer and always know it's just Dad.

Happy 200th!

Sherman

Peanut said...

Ah well you didn't actually attack her and that is good. Congrats on the 20th post. I need some more pictures of you.

Love
Flash

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Kaos,
Happy 200th POSTs! :) I think your Mom certainly appreciated your guard dog skills...hehee...at least we know we can count on you to keep the house safe!

Ginger said...

Hi Kaos!
Happy 200th Post! You did a good job protecting your house. I, on the other hand, have starting slipping...the other night, after my family & I had all gone to bed, there was a bad man in our neighborhood hopping through everyone's backyards, including mine. The police were chasing him and caught him in our next door neighbor's backyard - they tasered him 3 times and called the ambulance and I slept through all of it!!! Despite what this sounds like, we actally live in a very nice neighborhood - this was very unusual! Still, that's no reason for me to sleep through someone running through my backyard!!!!!

Grammie said...

Lady:
An easy mistake. Your Mom should not have attempted to trick you like that. Luckily you are smart enough to realize the mistake before you did any damage.
Congrats on the 200th post. That is a quite a feat.
Flash got a new do yesterday. I hope they post some pics of him.