Tuesday, October 07, 2008

I AM NOT Ubssessive Cumpulsive

Dad's uncle came to visit Friday night and left Saturday afternoon and I wanted to play lots with him. I even showed off a little bny putting my toys away and doing what I was told to do. He was very impressed with me and even told Grandma Iwas a pretty smart dog. Mom told me I was being an annoying and ubssessive cumpulsive, I have no idea what that means, but I know that's not me!
Dad took me out in the acreage to play with my tennis ball this weekend and for some reason Mom left her camera in the house. I was exhausted after a few throws of the ball. I didn't want to stop and Mom called me that thing again. I am not!!
Then Sunday Mom and Dad did a bunch of work out in the shop area. I helped a little bit but I was bored. Whenever Grandma went out in the yard I ran over and wanted in the small yard to play ball for awhile. Again Mom said I was Ubssessive Cumpulsive. I have no idea what that means but after being called it all weekend in the tone of voice she was using, I don't think it was good.
Grandma says my human cousins are supposed to come visit for Thanksgiving all the way from California! I've neer met the boy and the girl was real little when I met her and I was really hyper and she was afraid of me. That was right before they moved to California. I'm excited because they're going to stay at my house and the boy is 2 and from what I understand about 2 years old they'r really messy eaters and they carry food around with them a lot and their faces are really messy and need cleaning. Mom says I have to be careful around my human cousins because they're not used to being around Ubssessive Cumpulsive animals with a hyperness disorder. Mom makes it sound like I've got issues! My other human cousin who I've never met has a lab and some kitties at her house so Mom says if she ever comes to visit I'm okay to be crazy around her.
Dad and I have been planning some surprises for Mom's birthday. It's still a couple weeks away but it's kind of a big one. I know it's not polite to tell a woman's age so I'll give you clues and if you guess it on your own, then I don't get in trouble for tell you. Okay, ready? There's a 0 and a 3 and they're not in that order!! hehe I know you guys can guess it! I can't tell you any of the surprises though until after her birthday because I don't want you guys to guess them and then accidently tell Mom. Not that I don't trust you, just that you might slip.
Mom and Dad should be home soon. Mom didn't come home for lunch today and that makes me angry! She was supposed to have a meeting and her boss forgot to tell her it was resheduled. Mom finally went and got some lunch 2 hours after the meeting was supposed to start (she couldn't get ahold of her boss to find out what was going on). Tomorrow her office is having a party for Mom's birthday for lunch. It's actually the monthly potluck for birthdays in her office and there are 2 other October birthdays, but Mom is the most important one so I say it's for her. That means I won't see Mom at lunch tomorrow either! I really need to find her a new job where she can see me lots. I should start up a dog treat making business and she can be my baker and I'll get people to order yummy treats for their dogs and she can bake them. I'll start looking into that and finding recipes for he to try. I bet you would all volunteer to do some taste testing wouldn't you? We'd have to do some testing on methods for shipping them, too and I'm sure you would all help us with that.
Uh oh, Dad's home I better go let him know how much I missed him!

14 comments:

Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Oh, we will volunteer to taste treats any day!!!! Happy Birthday to your mom! Aaaannndd, you are going to have some fun with your cousins! Yes, 2 year olds are great at dropping food!!!! Cool Kaos!! (uh, someone is getting carried away with exclamation marks...)
Hugs & Hi 5s
Sunny&Scooter

Peanut said...

I would be happy to be a taste tester. My mom calls me ubssessive cumpulsive also. We need to find out what it means.


Love
Flash

Lacy said...

w00f's `lady kaos, hmmm me thinks dat ubssessive cumpulsive means a very detailed pup, always on top of stuffs...sooo woodnt that b a good thing...heehee wish me had sum hooman kids to clean up after...and happy early birfday to ur mama...my daddy birfday in oct too..

b safe,
~rocky~

The Girl said...

It's okay, Kaos, we have been so far behind in our own blog reading that we haven't been by in a while ourselves! But The Girl is working hard at reading them out to me, and we're finally catching up!

I don't know what ubsessive cumpulsive is, either, but if it's bad, then it's not you!

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

Sparky said...

Kaos!

Oooh boy, your human cousins are coming over! Do they really have a 2 year old boy? Now that's PAWESOME! I just know you're gonna have a grrrrEAT time with him! Just imagine all the food he's gonna drop for ya!

Sparky

Lorenza said...

Hi, Kaos!
Happy Birthday to your Mom!
ubssessive cumpulsive... ubssessive cumpulsive.... ubssessive cumpulsive... hmmmmm.... not I don't know what it means!
Good idea about the treats!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Kaos,
It's good to have little kids around cos they are very good at dropping their food (and that's when we come in and help them lick up the mess)..
No no.. I don't think you have any 'issues'... if your mom thinks you have issues, she should come and live with Hershey! Hehehe...
Can't wait to see what surprise your dad's got in store for your mom!

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Thank Kaos for keeping Jody in your prayers. The Mommy is so worried about him that she just doesn't feal like blogging.

LOve Mona

Deefor said...

Hi
Maybe Ubsessive Cumpulsive is good and means you like to play a lot. Keeping your mom's birthday surprises a secret means you're very smart.

Deefor

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Happy birthday to your Mom. A taste Tester is a pawsome job..

~ Girl girl

Snowball said...

I will only pester my daddy for treats but not play. He think that I am annoying too.

Luv
Snowball

Moco said...

Do you do a lot of cleaning? Then you are not ubssessive cumpulsive. You are just being a lab.
Tell your mom Happy Birthday. That is not a bad age to be. All Grammie's hooman kids are older than that, even Flash's mom.
Taste tester is always a good job.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We'd be most happy to help you taste test, Kaos!
Happy birthday to your mom!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

Happy Birthday to your Mom! I doubt you are obsessive compulsive at all!