Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Funny Story

I have a funny story to help everybody smile a little.
Yesterday, Mom and I were hanging out watching Food Network and we saw an old lady and a kid started walking up to our door. They rang the doorbell and of course Sasha and I went into guard dog mode. Mom opened the big door and left the screen door shut and Mom had to grab my collar because I was going so crazy, I was stepping on Sasha. The lady was a little afraid of me. Mom wouldn't open the screen door or tell me to stop barking because she knew who the people were. The lady was holding a Bible and the kid had 2 bibles. The lady started talking about some invitation to a conference that she wanted to invite Mom to. Mom saw the title on the invitation and it was something about what to do when the end of the world comes. The lady was trying to talk to Mom and I kept on barking and barking but the lady wouldn't listen to me. mom didn't call me off and tell me it was okay so I knew Mom didn't want the lady here so I kept on barking. Finally the lady asked, "Do you ever put her on a leash?" Mom said "Not in the house!" Later she thought of something else to say since I am trusted off leash outside the fence and out when we're playing. She should have said "Not usually!" The lady left the invitation in the screen door handle and left. Once they pulled out of the driveway, Mom got the invitation out, let me smell it and threw it away. I heard Mom tell Dad that since they had 3 Bibles she knew they wanted her to invite them in so they could sit and read from the Bible but I guess since Mom doesn't keep me on a leash while I'm in MY house, she didn't want to read the Bible with Mom.
Last weekend one of Mom's friends came to town with her kids. Her daughter is 12 and her son is 6. I played the entire day with them and was exhausted when they left. Yesterday Mom got an email saying they're coming this weekend for 4th of July!!!! I'm excited because I really like playing with kids, but mostly because Mom and Dad are talking about doing a bbq and those kids thought it was fun to feed me pizza so I'm dreaming about the hamburgers and hotdogs they'll be feeding me this weekend! I can't wait!!! They are also going to bring their swimsuits to play in my pool with me! There were pictures taken, but Mom and I aren't going to post them for because of some family issues of their's. Just picture a couple of cute kids playing with me and that will have to work.
It's time for my afternoon nap. I'm doing a lot of resting so I'll be ready for Saturday! I can't wait!!!!!!!!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Kaos!
Yes, that is a funny story! I just can imagine the lady's face!
Sounds like you all are going to have a pawesome weekend!
Have fun
Kisses and hugs

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Kaos

You certainly know how to look after you Mum!

Have a fabulous 4th July.

Molly and Taffy

The OP Pack said...

So you told that lady your version of the Garden of Eden??? Have a wonderful Fourth with those little bipeds and eat lots of bbq and pizza.

Woos, TD and Phantom

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Moco said...

You know who you like and who you don't. That is good.

Mango said...

That is a good story. Those people came to our house once when I was a baby. Momma opened the door (no screen) and Beautiful Raja (my departed mastiff sister) just stuck her big old head out and said "woof woof" and the guy almost fell off the stairs.

Pizza???? Fantastic!


Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom and I have been outside when we've had visits from these kinds of people and they never stay long because I bark my head off too, Kaos!
It sounds like your 4th of July is going to be a yummy one!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Good job mom at keeping those people out. Mom and Dad used to have a Rotti called Rocky. Some man came to the door and wanted to sell something. Mom said no and the man stuck his foot in the door. Rocky went into attack mode and they guy ran away. Aren't we pups great?
Have fun with the kids. We know they will be tired too after a day with you...

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Deefor said...

Hi Kaos
My mom doesn't like people she doesn't know coming in either. Good job guarding the house. Happy 4th of July and hope you get some treats. I don't know if the thunder and lightening or the fireworks will be worse for us tonight.


Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Kaos,
We loved your story!! Sometimes our mom does it to when there are strange people at the door. She pretends to yell at us as if we are really ferocious just to make these people go away. LOL... it works most of the time...
Oh and most impawtantly, you are such dear dear friends to us and we want to let you know we love and treasure your friendship. Thanks for being there for us when we needed it most.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

ha ha ha! Kaos, we loved your story!

Happy 4th of July to you and yours too!

Joe Stains said...

good job! We always chase people away from the door, we sound SUPER fierce even tho we are little!

Fred said...

Some people can be so pushy! My Old Girl really likes reading her Bible, but she doesn't like it when others act that way about it. Boo.

Petra said...

It sounds like your 4th of July was going to be a good one, Kaos. Do you have pictures to share yet?